DIARY OF A LOVEBIRD

Only if I could turn back the hands of time (R-Kelly) I will be living next door to Alice (Smoke). As you see me so (2 Face), I have been searching for true love (2 Face), looking for one to call my own. And when I found her, I felt like I was living in a Greenland (TyBello).

Then, there came a Friday night (Black Solo), we went to a party, we were having fun, but it so happened that I saw a tattoo girl (Faze). She was hot, sexy and very irresistible. I was dazed, my eyes popped wide, before I knew what was doing, my amorous desire made me take my drink and two steps (Cassidy) sneak away from my lady towards this angel on earth who made me lose control (Miss Elliot) at first sight.

On reaching where she was, I said "hello" (Lionel Richie) to her, she turned, flashed me a charming smile and told me to buy her a drink (T.Pain) which I did. As she guzzled it, I told her "girl, you are beautiful" (James Blunt) and I want to get to know you more," but she replied, "You are not alone" (Micheal Jackson). I then told her to look into my eye (Akon), she did and said that she saw her face alone (Faze), so I told her that she was my Cinderella (Lionel Richie) and I want to be more than a friend (P.Square) to her.

After we talked (Eldee) for a while, I asked to dance with her, she agreed and we went dancing and I tell you man I loved the way she rolled it (P.Square) which actually made my forget my lady in red (Chris de Burg).

After we danced, she lured me to her bed (J. Holiday) of guns and roses (Lucky Dube). It was such a sexual healing (Marvin Gaye) which made me sacrifice (Elton John) my respect (Lucky Dube) for my 'abandoned' angel of my life (Paul play). But before I knew it, I was already at the end of the road (Boy II Men), as instant as the rays of the sun, the realization of what I had done struck me at once and I cried; 'Why me?' (D banj). It then appeared to me that I had to make a sweet escape (Gween Stefani) from this dragon lady and go back to my love (Sean Kingston) If I was to save my face. But alas it was already too late for that but I had a flicker of hope on my mind.

And so I rushed out of the room and went in search of my Soul Survivor (Akon) but when I found her and made to take her into my arm, did you know what happened? of course, your guess is as good as mine, she pushed me away and when I asked her to wait a minute (Pussy Cat Dolls) she turned round and told me that she never recognized a player a player (Boss Hog Outlaws) else she wouldn't have been such a fool. I told her, "Girl, I've been saving all my love for you," (Whitney Houston), with so much anger and bitterness in her voice, she thundered out and said to me, "You're just a beautiful liar," (Beyounce). Those words of hers cast a chill on me and made me feel guilty. So, I walked away frustrated, like a drenched hen and resolved to head for the Heart Break Hotel (Whitney) where I could think things through and have a fresh start.


Oh! A heartbreaking experience it was! In all my life (Joe) she was the sweetest girl (Wyclef Jean) I had never dated a girl who made me feel like a man. It was a painful pleasure, I regretted my actions but I'm sorry to say that I lost her, never set my eyes on her again, that taught me never to cheat on my woman.
Indeed, I learned from the best (W. Houston).